If pootling along the canals at 5km / h and filling locks to climb hills is a tad umm, slow and boring for you, maybe this‘ adventure’ is more to your liking … The KTM Europe Adventure Rally has been confirmed for September 7 – 11 and runs through Umbria in central Italy. The event books faster than a models’ convention support group on a tropical island, so if you want to be one of the lucky 250, apologise to your credit card and smash it out now. The route is not just for superheroes in capes, it has Blue, Red and Black routes, so regular humans can enjoy the very best scenery the historic region has to offer while the true masochists can challenge themselves and their machines before a well-earned glass of local wine at the day’ s conclusion. If you are the proud owner of a KTM Adventure, you get priority booking, so cancel the canal boat tour and do what you really want … Registrations open January 20.