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THE GREAT SUMMER COVER UP WORDS: ROGER MORONEY PHOTO: GEOFF OSBORNE HOT SUMMER’S DAY? YEP… STILL PUT THE GEAR ON. T he season of the Summer is upon us, in fact it’s been upon us here on the eastern seaboard for about the past five weeks. A very early start to the season where one is required to adopt a more cooling attire plan. Of shorts and light shirts or T-shirts, and a sensible straw hat when the sun is high as a kite and beginning to burn the landscape below. It will burn scalps without any encouragement, despite how much hair you may possess so don’t (as my dear doc’ told me) get the impression your head of hair will act as a shield… it does not. One must pursue the art of common sense in summer, because while you may take more off you do actually have to put more on. Like the hat on blazing days. And a reputable and proven sunscreen (not all of them are according to a recent Consumer NZ report) and sensible footwear when you roll the bike out. At the height of summer I dress down, because dressing up only makes me look silly on occasions. Put it this way, on the high 20s early 30s days of temperature, were I to play strip poker I would only last four 84 KIWI RIDER rounds before being arrested for offensive behaviour. T-shirt, shorts (with the built-in grundy netting stuff, and a pair of jandals. So I’ll stick to playing chess I think. As I noted earlier in this wandering literal tale, Summer is indeed a time to take things off, for sensible cooling reasons, but also a time to put things on, for sensible personal health reasons. Like more clothes, despite the mercury nudging 28°C and the cheap tar used for building roads is beginning to melt. Indeed, ‘tis the season of growing warmth and the season of flimsy garments to repel that growing warmth. It is also the season of shaking heads when the sensible choice of attire is clearly a misunderstood concept by many. Many, who decide to journey from A to B with about the same amount of clothing items I would wear at a game of strip poker, aboard two wheels. Two wheels powered by an alternative to simple legs and pedals. I watched in bewildered awe last Sunday morning, when the smoke-oranged skies shimmered with heat, as two people went by, at a fair old rate of around 50km/h aboard a very smart looking 150cc sports-