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is terminated one takes every penny. So, you may ask (if you’ve bothered to endure this literary meandering thus far) what is this wondrous and free means of propulsion which has, until now of course, been going unseen and unhitched upon? Magnetism. Oh yes... the mysterious power in the planet which makes a compass needle move without the need of a battery, or errant finger. Like magic. Because magnetism is magic. It is a power created by two poles. Two chaps in Warsaw who one day decided to... no hang on, I’ve veered off course here. I meant the North and the South poles. They drive the compasses and magnetism. No fuel required. No emissions. Just an eerie ability to turn little needles on little compasses. So, I asked myself, how about building a device which can draw in the power of the poles and make things larger than compass needles turn? Like wheels? I realised I was on to something, so I rang Sir Peter and put the concept to him. “How many have you had?” was his snorting retort. “Only the three,” I replied as I put the seventh can in the bin. Sir Peter then asked what I was going to write a column about and I rather pompously declared that it would be about the ways and means of creating free, and endless, power. The line went dead and I smiled. It wouldn’t if it were being run by magnetism, I mused, then actually hung up on myself. So, I am now designing a motorcycle which has a magnetic engine that will go as long as the earth continues to revolve. And we are the lucky ones. For we are very close to the South Pole... one of the two great cylinders of this earthly engine. We’ll be able to get the beasts up to at least 23km/h. In my next column I will discuss the probability of being able to ride a three-wheeler on Mars by 2034. Fuel? No worries...they have magnetic poles there too. Oh dear. Sir Peter is back on the tannoy. “Write something sensible,” he has instructed. “That’ll be a first,” I guffawed. And he hung up again. Ahh... just another day. ROAD TOURING TRACK DAY RACE NZ EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTORS RACELINE TWIN SHOCKS STEERING DAMPERS ECOLINE FORK UPGRADE KITS 06 751 2100 I sales@kss.net.nz I kss.net.nz WE HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU