“ Oh yeah , good old Gandar and Fred and the rest of those wankers ... they saved the world and all that . But you don ’ t know the half of it ... you just wrote what you wanted everyone to hear . They ’ re not that squeaky clean in all this you know ...” Asked to elaborate , Sidney Sorceron declined , except to say ; ‘ McInnes knew about Elvis ... he just didn ’ t want to go it alone ... he knew I ’ d forged the rings in lava but all that indestructible stuff was just bollocks .’

Sorceron said he wanted to leave it at that as he did not want to risk torpedoing his chance of early parole .

“ I want to get out of here ... I ’ ve got a few loose ends to tie up if you get my drift .” The phone then fell silent . Fred Bagwind returned home , after having secured a container of rare motorcycle parts whilst in Amerikana , and set himself up in a new business . It lasted just three days ... which was the time it took for the criminal fraternity to hear about the ‘ booty ’ just lying there in a poxy old shop without alarms or a decent lock . He is now trying a build a career on the speaking circuit , although things are currently ‘ on hold ’ given that his quest colleague Nev has also gone on to the speaking circuit . Which is fair enough , except that the tales they tell do not match up . Lawyers are currently working this ‘ anomaly ’ through .

Inspired by Gandar ’ s good fortune in taking the reins of Elvis ’ s career , Nev had also tried to book himself a passage on the good

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