KIWI RIDER MARCH 2018 VOL.1 | Page 60

Words: Boris Mihailovic Photos: Ben Wilkins, Yamaha Being a pillion isn’t as simple as it seems. Far from it in fact. Boris Mihailovic spells it out... I t’s only because I am the world’s worst pillion, I know what is needed to be the world’s best pillion. Over the last four decades, I have been pillioned by riders of all kinds. Every calibre of rider, from top-end racers to an L-plater I felt would respond better to my advice if I sat on the back of his GPZ1100 and yelled instructions into his ear, has pillioned me at some time. I can confidently state that no-one involved in this ever enjoyed any of it. Likewise, I have carried every type of pillion imaginable on the back of various motorcycles – from girls too drunk to walk, and 150kg- monsters too drunk to fight, to twitching