KIWI RIDER 06 2019 VOL.1 | Page 106

STILL GOT TO GET HOME Woah, not so fast I was still 1000km from home! It was a sunny Sunday morning with the tide out, so Phil One and Phil Two said, “Let’s ride down the beach on the way south” so packed up and fully laden, it was back to the sand. I stayed on here until Baylys Beach while the pack of Phils went all the way to Poutu, about 97km. My old friend the crosswind was back for my ride south east to Maungaturoto where I cut off the corner by using Mountain Road. This would usually be awesome gravel, but the grader had done his thing, so I rode on deep marbles all the way back to boredom road number one. The western option had me into Helensville for fuel and an interesting convoy with a Harley brother, who was extremely brave on passing blind but not as brave as a fully laden DR on knobbly tyres at corner time. We had a catch up in Kumeu while I was fitting the rain linings again and he seemed impressed by trail bikes. I was tactful enough not mention the yellow line thingies and what they were for, so we parted as comrades against the tin top sheeple. Then it was a yawn ride all the way to Pukekohe at the posted speed limit or within the margin for error anyway. Amazement over, I headed for Port Waikato and down the coast to Raglan, and the much vaunted Whanga coast road. Today the road was clogged with surfies and tourists, so very slow and lots of sun strike. At Oparau I made a decision based on “heavy dew so wet tent, not enough grog to sleep well and warm weather meaning I wouldn’t sleep well anyway”. So I made a dash for home. A short stop in Taumarunui had me fit the last of my street clothes and smelly pre-used thermals to stay warm. I figured I would be fast enough to outrun my own smell and if the worst happened they could act as smelling salts to revive me. Thankfully nothing happened and I steered on through the night until my gate. It took a while to realise I was home and lock up, shower and sleep. The GPS says 2063km at 67.3km/h average and 30.4 hours on the move, resulting in a bald rear tyre (had already done three adventures) and a sore arse. That was the trade against a complete mental reboot, time with friends, a badge with a whale on it and a story to tell. I rate that as a fine swap. THANKS Farewell Mike and Angela, we all wish you well with the overseas tours and hope someone 106 KIWI RIDER picks up the reigns for the local stuff with the same friendly, mostly rideable tracks.