KIWI RIDER 05 2020 VOL1 | Page 89

machine on the same path. I’m not kidding. I had heard some whispers about a string of satellites being unleashed to play ring-a-ring-a-rosy up there but had never taken it aboard. Now I was. But I was in the world of Moto GP… for that fourth bright and speeding star was Valentino Rossi. “Number 46!” I shouted with excitement as the can I was holding lost a surge of its contents (yes, I have to confess I’d had a few after daubing the table that day). So, it came to pass that another fast-moving light followed, which I gave to Giacomo Agostini on a most remarkable come-back, and then another one… which I gave to Graeme Crosby… Croz had to be up there with the other shining stars. At one stage I spotted a fast-moving light running the exact 180 degree direction. Right across the path of the “bikes”. “Must be one of the marshals… debris on the track,” I yelped… to which I suspect the neighbours on one side of us were then preparing to call noise control. Or for “medical” assistance. During this sky-watching return to (a form of) MotoGP I also saw a shooting star go rapidly across the horizon. Gone in less than two seconds… but yeah, they make you go “wow”. I figured it may have been one of the front disc pads off Marquez’s bike, which meant next time around (in two hours I think the 22,000km/h speed of these things indicates), Rossi would be up to third. And Jack the Aussie would have to pit for a can of VB and a Vegemite sandwich, so maybe Valentino could start sniffing at the lead. Then, another fast-moving light across the established track. Another brake pad? Had Cal also encountered stopping issues and called it quits? I wandered inside later happy as a locked-up miscreant could be… for number 46 had taken another win on the great and universal Moto GP stage. So then, who had taken the Moto 2 race? I have no idea… for at the time that was run the sky would have been a lightish but fading blue and visibility of the event would not have been possible from ground zero. Righto, what’s on the menu today? Well, I’ll give the table a wash, whip down and get some “essential supplies” then wander out about 7.22pm (when the flag last dropped) and hope it will do so again. Come on Rossi-boy… do the double matey!