KIWI RIDER 05 2019 VOL.1 | Page 67

I connected my cellphone to the TFT, and it downloaded my phone book, and would play my tunes into my Sena headset with the display telling me what was playing and elapsed time etc, but would not make a phone call, nor allow me to receive one. No amount of fiddling and changing the order of connection made an appreciable change. Connecting my headset to the bike was successful, apparently, but it couldn’t be made to recognise it again after that first time. Then the BMW Motorrad app on my phone kept sending a message to the maps to say that I could connect a camera, and that stayed on screen for four days, resisting all attempts to touchscreen the cancel button. Turning off the link produced no change. This level of electrical boffinery is explained very well in the largest manual ever seen in the western world, but I had a week to ride, not to study. Self-explanatory it may be, but my bumbling brain could make no headway and many rides passed in frustration. It’s not their fault. I was warned to read the manual. And I did, but understanding it to the level of proficiency needed would take me longer than subjugating verbs into Finnish from the original translated Sanskrit – blindfolded. There is no doubt that the BMW 1250 GS is a superb machine. Among the very best I have ever ridden, and more deluxe than anything else, ever. The road behaviour is impeccable, normal laws of physics go away, pushing you farther than you ever dared while keeping you safe and warm and comfortable. Perfect perhaps. There’s a niggle though... what happens when I run out of talent and invisible, seamless assists? I won’t continue with that thought. One night dismounting with a silly grin I noticed that a major change has occurred at the front of the 1250. I had been enjoying the fab-tastic double four-pot, 305mm discs upfront and feeling very comfortable about using Brembo’s stopping genius, when I saw that they are marked BMW now. Sure enough, the manufacturer is now Hayes of the US, and they are, simply put, brilliant. Fit for the excellence in every aspect of the Beamer. A change, and not for the worse, yet another pleasant surprise.