KIWI RIDER JULY 2020 VOL.2 | Page 38

OUR BIKES The TLR protected by the steel frames (phew!) and leopard print riding pants Firstly, I didn’t have any trials riding buddies and, secondly, I was so pushed for time between road racing and magazine editing that the TLR was simply a project too far. It got sporadic rides around the garden in Auckland but never went past the driveway. Then in 2003 I accepted what was intended as a temporary post in the UK... and never returned. The TLR languished in various Auckland garages until in 2017, having finally scored enough credits with KR publisher Vege, and having coerced KR-men Ben and Todd [mostly the normally proportioned Todd to be honest... Ed] into the donkey work of sorting and packing, the TLR was at last placed in a crate, then a container and shipped to me in the UK. Despite the bike being a bit of a scrapper and already mine for many years, the UK Customs and Excise unit still managed to find a way to charge duties, so it was another £400 ($800) before the bike and I were at last reunited. RECOMMISSION MAN Since 2017 – boy, do I move slow – the plan has been to recommission the TLR and ride it regularly in local trials. Of course that hasn’t quite happened – do you notice a theme emerging...? Although the TLR immediately started when I put petrol in the tank and gave it a kick, since then the recommissioning has proceeded at a gentile, almost glacial, pace. 38 KIWI RIDER