KIWI RIDER DECEMBER 2017 VOL.1 | Page 59

Or any normal human being. Not even the likes of the Australian racing legends Kevin Magee and Chris Vermuelen who I shared the track with at the world launch of the 2017 GSX-R1000R could get around that quick. They were all lapping in the high 30s. Me? I was lapping just under two minutes, which I feel is a perfectly acceptable time for chunky, middle-aged men with no aspirations to ever have sponsors’ logos sewn onto their leathers. Let’s understand that Phillip Island is a ‘proper’ racetrack. It’s the only ‘proper’ racetrack in Australia. It’s wide, it’s beautiful and it’s fast. Proper fast. Seriously nail-your-balls-to- the-wall, eat-the-seat-with-your-pooer, look- there’s-Jesus! fast. And just so you’ll have an idea about what happens if you ever find yourself riding out of pit-lane and onto one of the fastest racetracks on earth, it’s this… KIWI RIDER 59