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CHRIS BIRCH SCALING A SEEMINGLY VERTICAL ROCK FACE EVEN CHRIS BIRCH NEEDS ASSISTANCE TO RIDE SOME IMPASSABLE SECTIONS OF THE ROOF 2010 A HUGE CROWD GATHERS AT THE FINISH LINE “I AM VERY SORRY SIR, BUT THAT IS THE KING OF LESOTHO AND HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS! “When I got to South Africa, Mark had done something incredible. He had harassed all his mates into sponsoring me through their respective businesses. A bearings wholesaler, a pet shop, a liquor store, a slumlord and the local KTM shop that described themselves as a drinking team with a riding habit! We borrowed a 2008 KTM 300 EXC from another mate of Mark’s (what was he thinking?), loaded up Mark’s van and headed off to Lesotho. “I remember the van was so overloaded that the passenger doors would spring open every time we hit a bump as the chassis flexed under the load. “The plan was to meet the guys from the KTM dealership at 3pm in Lesotho to get the bike jetted and set up. They showed up in the dark, barely sober enough to walk after stopping at every pub along the way. We set up our pits in the dark, far away from all the factory teams and I started to wonder what I had gotten myself into. “The first day of the Roof of Africa is the time trial, a 100km stage in the lowlands that’s pretty fast and flowing. As soon as we got out to the start area there were huge flashes of lightning and it started pounding rain and hail. I couldn’t have been happier as it made it just like riding in Riverhead Forest (west of Auckland), but with rocks instead of tree roots. As soon as I set off, I started passing riders. “Back then, the South African guys had no clue how to ride in the mud and I was giving them a lesson. I caught up to Lawrence Mahoney who had won it the past three years, followed him for a bit then thought ‘screw it, I’m out of here’, passed him and took off. I won the time trial by about 12 minutes. “I remember half the team being stoked and the other half looking a bit put out. They were here to drink, not race, and the skinny Kiwi was messing up the plan! KIWI RIDER 31