KIWI RIDER 09 2018 VOL.2 | Page 99

Where the fire burns and where magic lies, and there is indeed a certain magic to this bike Where the fire burns and where magic lies, and there is indeed a certain magic to this bike, is in the way it utilises and then delivers its numbers to the rider. The whole package feels wonderfully balanced and… well, poised. Like a guitar tuned just right. It makes all the good grunt right in the rev-range where you’re doing most of your riding and it just keeps making it. It’s happy to whirr along in top at 2200rpm – smooth and snatch-free (Kawasaki must be using witchcraft instead of fuel injection), and when you open the throttle it just punches on. And then on a little bit more. Ridden in anger, its superbly rewarding without needing to be feral. It’s not at all flighty if you’re in the wrong gear at the wrong time and the corner is not really panning out as you’d intended. It tracks true, just like when Mr Bubba ran over Max’s leg. BREEDING BEATS MANNERS Well-mannered is a hackneyed old phrase used to describe motorcycles that are maybe less-exciting than they should be. The Z900 is not so much well-mannered as it is well-bred. Note the distinction. There is nothing boring here. Great engineering is not boring. It’s great engineering. You can ride this like a screaming disciple of the one true Toecutter and it will answer brilliantly. Or you can choodle along at the speed limit re-living your errant youth in shop windows on a bike that works wonderfully in both worlds. That engine is an avatar of flexibility and useable torque. I was constantly and consistently pleased with how the Z900RS did things. The instruments are gorgeous – modern in function, old-school analogue regal in look. The pull on the levers was slick and light. The gearbox (abetted by an assist and slipper clutch – so a light lever-pull and no mad compression lock when you’re running from the Bronze) likewise redefined slickness and lightness, and made me consider perhaps Suzuki no longer rules in that region.