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WORDS & PHOTOS: Jock McLauchlan FAST PYRENEES TOUR arcelona is a cool city which fully embraces the motorcycle. Scooters of all shapes and sizes are the weapons of choice for navigating the hustle and bustle of the city streets. All the pilots seem to think they’re MotoGP stars like Marquez or Pedrosa. So, I was not at all surprised to be passed and brake checked while approaching traffic lights. However, I was mildly surprised by who... not one, but two girls on scooters, one on each side whistled past and braked hard – the woman on my left was actually backing it in a little! Jock McLauchlan went to northern Spain for a swift bit of bike touring. Now, what really got my attention was their almost total lack of clothing, they were wearing next to nothing! And not just in the motorcycling sense... this was not the sort of thing I was used to seeing in a lifetime of looking in downtown Eketahuna, my old stomping ground. The young lass on my right only had a boob tube on, thong and jandals, while the other, a bikini top, jean shorts and sunnies – welcome to Barcelona. The fact that from where I was looking, they both could have been supermodels only added to my joie de vivre and the fantastic absurdity of it all