KIWI RIDER 09 2018 VOL.2 | Page 71

I ventured across the Italian motorcycling landscape and visited places like Ducati, MV Agusta, Moto Guzzi, Cagiva and even dear old Laverda... and discovered they all ended in a vowel. However... and there’s always a however when one can’t sleep... in the USA the two big guns, Harley-Davidson and Indian both end with a consonant. As do European identities like KTM and BMW, and the British chaps like Triumph and Norton, although BSA bucked the trend. I wonder if that was why they folded? It could be argued that this is simply the foibles of the languages in such places, because the car shops tend to also follow that path. Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini in Italy and Honda, Toyota, Suzuki and Mitsubishi in Japan... while in Germany it’s consonants with Benz and Volkswagen, and across the USA it’s all consonants with the likes of Ford and Chevrolet. But hang on... there’s Dodge with a vowel for starters, and in Japan there’s Nissan, and Italy’s got Fiat in the consonant game. The rise of the consonants? Maybe the management couldn’t sleep and looked for something outside the usual fare. So, with vowels and consonants and theories bouncing around in my head I discovered that all the big Japanese and Italian marques started with a consonant, and the only ones starting with a vowel I could come up with was American... the Indian... and a couple of Italians, the Italjet and Aermacchi. Aermacchi huh? Starts with a vowel and ends with a vowel. So I lay there and started searching for another one, and any starting with a consonant and ending with a consonant. And voila... the inevitable happened... as I suspected it eventually would. Yep, I couldn’t get to sleep so I got up and went and made some toast and watched some ridiculous all-night sales and marketing crap where one of the products on offer was a “herbal tea” designed to help you sleep. Good scheduling, I have to say, and I got some. Tried it, but put it this way, I still get to see the ad quite regularly.