KIWI RIDER 09 2018 VOL.1 | Page 51

Flat, hard, clean seat, no tail rubbish, pillion just possible. Then a chrome molybdenum trellis frame, housing a bronzed, clean, finless engine behind a wide, obvious, and damn- you-I-work-brilliantly-so-get-over-it-and-learn- to-love-the-look radiator. No great Husqvarna decal anywhere, except subtly black on the black anodised muffler. Futuristic? Yes, it looked like one of those Pinterest pages that delivers bikes of the future prototypes that will never work, or that ride with all the grace and ability of a boat-jetty. Adjustable forks, nice, very nice, but a 700cc single? I don’t think so… Prejudice, prejudice, prejudice. “It’s pretty, yeah but it”ll be all mouth and no trousers”, I thought to myself. So we had a cup of tea and talked about bikes. Later, I realised I was due on the radio, in town, in an hour, and I had to pick up someone on the way, in usual Friday night traffic, and the show is live, so lateness is OUT. I don my kit and head out to the 701. Bloody hell, it’s just gorgeous; glowing in the evening light, like industrial sculpture. It radiates with wonderful recognisable ‘scando’ design chic, and cool. A café racer meets Tron. Wow. WOW. Fire it up. First surprise... it revs like a nutter. Into first, wave,‘see you tomorrow’, stall it. Okay it needs a handful. Oh. Dear. Lord. The first corner, I fell in before I thought about it, and the trajectory of that process equates to Euclidean mathematical accuracy. The next twenty minutes were some of the most fun I ever had. I read somewhere that this was designed to operate at ‘synaptic’ level. I immediately understood what Husky means. It goes where you think, with a serious growling scream and gristly swiftness. Yes, the bike is light, at 157kg, and feels even more weightless than that. It threw every prejudice I had completely out the window. I knew that a single will always vibrate, have some minimal low torque, won’t rev very high, will suffer from slack power output, will sound like a BSA Bantam, and will run out of power, speed, and grip, just when you need it most. All 100 per cent wrong. 200 per cent wrong. Not only does it deliver the opposite of my erroneous beliefs, it doubled what I thought was even possible, and now I cannot stay off this bike. KIWI RIDER 49