KIWI RIDER 08 2018 VOL.1 | Page 71

On one show there was an old Indian, deteriorated and looking very, very tragic and sad, under an equally deteriorated old canvas sheet... and under a tree somewhere out in the backblocks of Texas. It was from the 1920s I seem to recall, and they bought it. Because, despite its crumbling condition, it was still complete... all bits were present and correct. During another episode they came across a single cylinder engine which initially had them bewildered as it was missing a crank cover which would have likely had the manufacturer’s stamp on. But one figured, upon closer examination of the derelict piece, that it was (I think) a Velocette. So they bought it... for about $150 and likely got double or triple that later. But hey, the seller was happy as he had no idea how to go about flogging it off. I can only assume people “out there” get in touch with the producers of American Pickers to let them know they have a shedful of stuff, or that the crazy old guy three doors down has two sheds full of stuff and could be worth checking out. I remember years ago driving past a place out there in the suburbs once a week to drop the work car off to another scribe for the weekend and seeing, in an open shed down the end of a drive, the rear of a motorcycle. It was exposed to the weather and did not look too flash, but it did have a sheet of sorts over it and was there for the two years I went by. One time it looked like the seat had collapsed to one side and the rear mudguard had also slipped. And then, one Saturday morning as I drove by I noticed it was gone. It transpired the people at the house had simply dumped it. It was an early Honda CB350 twin...one of the very first bikes I had and as rare as hen’s teeth. And I saw it once a week for about two years... and never went and knocked on the door to ask if I could take it off their hands. I likely would have got it for nothing. I couldn’t even pick my nose if I tried. But hey, I live in hope that somewhere, out there, is a derelict and unwanted old bike in a forgotten shed somewhere. Because, as the American Pickers reveal night after night, they are indeed “out there”.