KIWI RIDER 07 2018 VOL.1 | Page 21

I t’s quiet, damn quiet. I’m wide awake. It’s 6am. I shower and shave, dress, and head outside to a breathtaking dawn over last night’s jumble of plastic chairs and tables strewn drunkenly around the decks in front of the duck-pond. Over which the sun is rising through leafy trees, into a cloudless, inky blue sky. Fresh dewy air and sun fill me up, and I look forward to a familiar run through winding beauty to my former hometown of Christchurch. By Christ I’m hungry, and last night's fee included breakfast. But breakfast is at 7. In the kitchen there are a few loaves of bread, a toaster and an empty row of coffee pots. I wait. Out front is a series of horse paddocks with newborn foals zooming and springing back and forth, galloping up to mum and then zipping away again, playing with the sheer bloody glee of being alive and well. I remember the feeling. So I grab the camera and, while they lie down exhausted, I get a photo of their ears. The bike is packed and now I’m just waiting. I break into the kitchen, toast two bits of bread, steal some butter from the basket of packets, and find some Marmite packs too. I’m chomping when the neighbour turns up to ‘do the breakfast’. It's all too late, however, and I’m on the road by 6:45am. “ The earthworks are astounding; massive steel structures with phenomenal heavy-gauge roofing slopes at 40 degrees to cover the railway in sections South of Kaikoura the road passes again over hugely battered and beaten ravines and peninsulas. The earthworks are astounding; massive steel structures with phenomenal heavy-gauge roofing slopes at 40 degrees to cover the railway in sections. Atop these are whole tree trunks bound into place to stop the massive boulders bending and breaking through. Entire bays are now missing. Some hills are so fractured and friable that they are covered in what looks like chain mail for mega giants. It beggars belief. And the roads are good. I ride most of it agog. At Oaro I turn away from the coast and start rolling over the motorcycle fantasy roads of my adolescence. The Hundalees. These are a series of steep and twisting roads that used to be infamous for your dad boiling the car radiator, grinding three speed lurching column changes, fumes, and children vomiting. They were legendary in my day. If you could get over the Hundalees without chucking, you were cool as. > KIWI RIDER 21