HOG MEMBERS
Very similar in self-righteous attitude
to Ulysses members, they differentiate
themselves from their similarly-aged
compatriots by choosing to dress as gay
pirates. Well, gay pirates with merit badges,
and the more merit badges they can sew
onto their cheap leather vests (which they
wear so that car drivers will think them to
be Hells Angels from a distance), the more
HOGalicious they are deemed
to be by their fellow members. It’s like
pig-heaven has been chromed.
THEY CAN BE FOUND
At HOG rallies, Harley dealerships and any
town with scones, tea and jam that is not
more than an hour’s ride from the GPO.
VROD PILOTS
These are the only people who wear tracksuit pants on a motorcycle, and who will soon disappear
from the panoply of motorcycle riders now that Harley’s VROD is no longer being made. They are
also the only people who buy those close-fitting novelty open-face helmets and get into arguments
with the police about their legality. Many of them boast Taser scars as a result.
THEY CAN BE FOUND
At Friday prayers, talking to steroid dealers at the gym, or outside any inner city nightclub when the
hotties are all lined up waiting to get in and clearly just gagging to see fully sick burnouts as their
ears explode.
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