KIWI RIDER 05 2019 VOL.1 | Page 59

WORDS: PETER ELLIOTT PHOTOS: GEOFF OSBORNE SMOOTH CRIMINAL ow do you take a bike that’s been top of the British and European bestseller lists for 14 years and remake it, all sparkly and new, and not make it a massive disappointment? Seems like a hell of a job. Thank god it’s not actually my problem. I just had to ride the 2019 R1250GS and report. Here goes.. It was interesting to note that when I picked it up with precisely 4km on the clock, it looked smaller than it’s 1170cc predecessor, launched about five years back. “New frame on this one?” I asked. “No”, I’m told, “about the only thing they haven’t changed is the frame”. It’s still 2.2 meters long, head to tail. Yeah? Doesn’t look like it… but, okay, time for a little digging in the research files just as soon as I get this beastie home. As it was supplied without the usual whopping panniers, I suspect that the uncluttered stern gave the impression of weight loss. Key fob in pocket. Keyless start. Push the button, and a flashy colour display warps its twisty way across a full-colour, non-reflective surface, on the 6.5-inch TFT screen. So far, so slick. Hit the start button, brap, rumble. Oh! That’s nice too. Slightly, and I mean slightly, less than totally polite. Potent sounding. Good. A bewildering number of options appear on the TFT screen when tweaking the ribbed ring controller – with ever more choices on twisting, pushing and tilting the thing. Jeepers! There are a lot of menus… seemingly enough for a week of reading. BMW devotees have waited for this bike for years… and they aren’t going to be disappointed. The R1250GS is a true all-rounder. Over on the right hand... aha!, the MODE button. This is familiar – Rain, Road, Dynamic, Enduro. Auto settings. Yep, but, hang on, I can adjust every setting manually WITHIN the auto settings. All this choice is a tad bewildering me. Let’s just get on it then. Ok, set to ROAD. Gas? Enough for 137km. All righty then. Snick into first, ease the clutch, slip gently out the drive and into second at 48km/h and up to 75 and into the corner... WFT?! This is so smooth, quick and unfussy that I could lose my license in less than a city block. Never mind the Gelande part of GS for a while, the Strasse is totally acceptable. And here’s the first thing, yes, it may be tall in the saddle (adjustable of course) and it may be weighty at 249kg, but the bike is ridiculously easy to ride. This was reinforced continually throughout my week with the big Beamer. I added 400km and managed a little off- road experience as well, quite happily. So, before I go further, or if you are short on time dear reader, would I own it? In a heartbeat, if I was planning any sort of touring. The bike is comfortable, fast, clever, capable, balanced, powerful, well built, finished superbly, technologically advanced and friendly. Perfect, right? Yes... ...and No. When travelling longer distances the bike sits you up to see the scenery, the clever screen design zaps all turbulence away from your helmet, and the view remains stable and picture-clear in your vision. Amazing.